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by TheCops
Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:00 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Clutch Junior!
Replies: 15
Views: 1093

congrats! just throw him in front of the tv for 18 years... he'll turn out great.
by TheCops
Sat Apr 16, 2005 8:03 pm
Forum: Ethics and Commentary
Topic: Sheep, Wolves and Sheepdogs.
Replies: 53
Views: 2751

I don't know what I am. Iâ??m not real big on the â??normal group thingâ?? humans are predisposed towards. I come from a shattered family. I find group mentality to be quite obnoxious, smear the queer like, dangerous, and un-original. But when I spend time with my best friends 1 year old it makes a ...
by TheCops
Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:53 pm
Forum: Descent Multiplayer
Topic: time to vent
Replies: 77
Views: 7666

I accept bettina as the dbb's first female cat member. I didn't think it was possible for a feline to learn a human language on the Internet keyboard (talking) device... but you sho nuff did. Itâ??s amazing. Have you been checked for worms and fleas? Please advise... I don't want you skuzzing up my ...
by TheCops
Fri Apr 15, 2005 7:59 pm
Forum: Descent Multiplayer
Topic: time to vent
Replies: 77
Views: 7666

And who is "*****" who is flinging fwords at me all the time. Bettina Not to be a nazi, but careful of the name rule. :) Yur still "new" here. But I well understand the upset. bettina ain't that new... and she/it/he/dog/cat should try walking down the street once. get over it. i...
by TheCops
Fri Apr 15, 2005 6:07 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Engaged!
Replies: 23
Views: 1483

Congrats!
Hope you rock the ★■◆● out together.
Flabby Chick wrote:It happens to all of us in the end. Watch this space, Copsy will be next.
haha.
You know any blunt cynical nymphomaniacs who are enthusiastically apathetic?

;-0
by TheCops
Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:07 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Man gets Car crushed in accident, survives...then ebays car
Replies: 11
Views: 711

good job andrew!
you passed on information that was interesting!
by TheCops
Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:08 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: A stupid online petition: Stop Ashlee Simpson
Replies: 12
Views: 735

Jim Rome was talking about this a couple of months ago... he constantly plays the clip from the orange bowl (or whichever bowl game it was) where she ends her song with a gloriously terrible "you make me want to SCREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!" and many people boo-ed.

hehe.
by TheCops
Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:08 am
Forum: Ethics and Commentary
Topic: Just think
Replies: 9
Views: 658

Lee Harvey Oswald's child became a member of the paparazzi.
by TheCops
Sat Apr 09, 2005 8:08 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Spoiled cats
Replies: 15
Views: 899

by TheCops
Sat Apr 09, 2005 10:14 am
Forum: Tech Forum
Topic: XP themes (I'm a computer jackarse)
Replies: 9
Views: 720

XP themes (I'm a computer jackarse)

Hey,
I know how to use google so you can stuff the witty Internet prick comments. :)
Couple of questions: Do custom XP themes affect the performance of the operating system? Are they easy to install? Know of any good sites?

Thanks in advance.

-TheCops
by TheCops
Sat Apr 09, 2005 10:08 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Dang... this thing's been eating too much!
Replies: 19
Views: 1327

American cat I presume.
by TheCops
Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:18 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Forget Cow Tipping!!!
Replies: 18
Views: 1126

i hate vandals. cowards the lot of them.
by TheCops
Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:34 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: 40 years ago...
Replies: 25
Views: 1290

happy birthday mobius.
by TheCops
Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:57 pm
Forum: Ethics and Commentary
Topic: Declining schools
Replies: 16
Views: 1118

I want to give a shout out to all those guys that never took responsibility for their orgasm
by TheCops
Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:58 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: RIP... Frank
Replies: 4
Views: 463

i don't know what is with all the death happening to famous people. but i assume it has to do with "feeding"... even johnny was "feeding" off of something. i am making a living will: "you can officially not care whether i live or die but just cap my dumb ass before i am eati...
by TheCops
Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:50 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: RIP John Paul II
Replies: 46
Views: 2489

thanx for the pre-pre-report of the death of pope john paul II that everyone that has any news access on the on the planet is aware of. i was thinking of using google news but i'll take the dbb with it's field reporter top wop.
by TheCops
Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:09 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Happy Birthday...
Replies: 7
Views: 461

get a nut
by TheCops
Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:03 am
Forum: Descent Multiplayer
Topic: New Players and Experienced Players ATTITUDES
Replies: 58
Views: 4997

anyone can make their pilot name "Buck" or "Krom" or "LustBucket" or "Whatever". who knows who it was?
by TheCops
Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:23 pm
Forum: Descent Multiplayer
Topic: New Players and Experienced Players ATTITUDES
Replies: 58
Views: 4997

self deprication was always my strong suit... and you could have prolly emailed this to the remaining descent 3 players.

;-0
by TheCops
Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:03 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Death Caused by Gaming
Replies: 14
Views: 872

this is worse than the guy who makes money marrying people in a video game... i call pulling all technology right now. way to go shut-ins!

;-0
by TheCops
Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:52 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Corona! My Corona!
Replies: 45
Views: 2984

Iâ??ve always heard that rumor that corona had urine of some kind in it. Is there any evidence? Can you import food or spirits that contain urine to America?
by TheCops
Sun Mar 27, 2005 9:57 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: my goddamn rant for the month
Replies: 9
Views: 584

hahahah!
how are you supposed to be a good whore with a 90 day rule? that's retarded.
by TheCops
Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:22 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: my goddamn rant for the month
Replies: 9
Views: 584

if you want a real answer post this on something awful. the descentbb is a cute place... but it has a really limited reach.

oh, happy free day off from work.
by TheCops
Sun Mar 27, 2005 3:37 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Upcoming games
Replies: 71
Views: 3131

screwing the 23 year old working at the super america 2 blocks away from me. interestingly enough, the game took 2 years of development... the whole time i thought she was only into brothers. as it turns out she was whacking it to my poor, dumb ass the whole time.

i love spring.
by TheCops
Sat Mar 26, 2005 11:20 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: I have suddenly grown VERY fond of my hands...
Replies: 18
Views: 927

bash wrote:Heh, we live in a culture that pierces its penix, lips, ears, labia, tongue, nipples, face, etc.
they can't eat cat well so they have a tool installed. it's not quite like being crusified more of a ladies aid.

;-0
by TheCops
Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:56 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Ferno its been 2 years, are you STILL starching your colar?
Replies: 20
Views: 1338

hehe. i just got out of a month long holding phase (rare). i really love the taste of good weed but i prefer the effects of commercial and this stuff was the primo stuff. more to the point... any changes people make in their lives that bring them to a more positive place is a good thing. most import...
by TheCops
Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:12 pm
Forum: Ethics and Commentary
Topic: uppity texan pigs, (or uppity RCMP instructors)
Replies: 22
Views: 1447

Re: uppity texan pigs, (or uppity RCMP instructors)

The RCMP also says Laing was evasive when asked about his job. Laing says he didn't want to tell them he's a Vancouver cop. "To me it's irrelevant," he says. "I'm a father with his son going to look at property. I'm not in the course of duty â?? I don't deserve privileges of any type...
by TheCops
Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:39 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Am I wrong?
Replies: 46
Views: 2165

Although, TheCops, by your very last post, couldn't you be accused of the same vanity? :P seems to me anyone posting on the internet could hardly be called "vain" (mirror or the internet? mirror or the internet?) i don't think it's vanity pointing out the fact that the guy is a dick power...
by TheCops
Thu Mar 24, 2005 9:30 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Violent Accidents!
Replies: 34
Views: 2343

you just humped the One entry found for impudent. Main Entry: im·pu·dent Pronunciation: -d&nt Function: adjective Etymology: Middle English, from Latin impudent-, impudens, from in- + pudent-, pudens, present participle of pudEre to feel shame 1 obsolete : lacking modesty 2 : marked by contemp...
by TheCops
Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:11 pm
Forum: Ethics and Commentary
Topic: so like i'm kinda freakin' out about the state i live in
Replies: 23
Views: 1484

so now there's this flash movie the shooter composed. not that i can explain a child losing it to that degree... the bullying thing seems weird, i read he was 250 pounds. why not just punch them if you are that big?
by TheCops
Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:04 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Am I wrong?
Replies: 46
Views: 2165

*because a completely harsh joke about how seriously some humans take video games would be too easy* what difference does it make if you shoot them in a game server? are they losing money if you point your mouse and go bang? does this 'conflict' interrupt your ability to attain a large coffee at 7a...
by TheCops
Thu Mar 24, 2005 10:38 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Why don't we...
Replies: 13
Views: 907

when i get to the bottom i go back to the top of the slide...
by TheCops
Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:50 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Am I wrong?
Replies: 46
Views: 2165

tell him you are a "man of haughner".
by TheCops
Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:47 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Violent Accidents!
Replies: 34
Views: 2343

your co-worker would just love rip taylor in that cheech n' chong movie.

rip taylor says: "i got a new vacuum today. it really sucks!"
by TheCops
Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:10 pm
Forum: Ethics and Commentary
Topic: so like i'm kinda freakin' out about the state i live in
Replies: 23
Views: 1484

so like i'm kinda freakin' out about the state i live in

this is the second school shooting in the boony's of minnesota in recent years, is this place a nuthouse with rehab clinics?

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... hooting_46
by TheCops
Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:49 pm
Forum: PTMC Gallery
Topic: B&W prints
Replies: 3
Views: 1260

i like them a lot.

what class are you taking?
by TheCops
Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:10 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: So my ego inflated today...
Replies: 8
Views: 698

it's easier to play in front of a lot of people don't you think?

;-0
by TheCops
Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:48 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Booby Gum
Replies: 12
Views: 868

i wish my breasts were firmer.
by TheCops
Sat Mar 19, 2005 10:50 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Violent Accidents!
Replies: 34
Views: 2343

Violent Accidents!

When i was about 8 years old my neighbors were having a birthday party. They had an indoor pool in their basement that we would dive into from the first floor balcony (awesome house must've been rich folk). Any way I was gonna dive in again when I noticed the older brother of the house blowing a hug...