DBB Twisted Story Time
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[edit] ...it was almost like watching Zoop edit his post. 
So after that they started watching the grass grow with voracious intent because... [/edit]
...Ace's grass was obviously the tallest in the world, because he invented the best fertilizer ever. Or maybe it was just because he never mowed it. So after watching the grass grow, the crowd of spectator (singular intentional) that had apparently showed up to watch the fight...
So after that they started watching the grass grow with voracious intent because... [/edit]...Ace's grass was obviously the tallest in the world, because he invented the best fertilizer ever. Or maybe it was just because he never mowed it. So after watching the grass grow, the crowd of spectator (singular intentional) that had apparently showed up to watch the fight...
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The Story Thus Far:
Once upon a time, in a big forest with lots and lots of strange and bizzare trees, DCrazy was wearing a football uniform and was struck by lightning, yet lived. He seemed ok except for the anal leakage. Just as he looked down he noticed the bag of Olestra potatoe chips that he had just finished eating and he knew that the chips were being eaten by a pair of Gremlins who stole it from the Nazis back when only ice cream was that fashionable. But then again Dcrazy was always a bit "behind" everyone else. Even his archenemy Britney Spears liked to eat ice cream. Oops she sucked again because she can't sing very well and can't get a very large brain to think with. But DCrazy didn't care, he knew he was in love.
However, they didnt sell those at the store, they were out of modifed bean curd tofu. But no matter, he tossed her in a cart and farted. But then this stupid guy named Hostile jumped out of a tree and bumped into a thing called lust, and made more babies that your tax money gets to pay for. But then Britney pulled a Las Vegas annulment on him, his heart was borked. However, he decided to get a lobotomy to forget the memory of her painful voice; but instead of a lobotomy, the doctor gave him a vasectomy, and was praised for saving the welfare department so much money.
His tubes sufficiently tied, Hostile went to his man-ape home high up in the trees and had several kegs of cheap beer delivered so he and his ape friends could enjoy it. Suddenly, the Knights of Nee screeched.
"He has said the word! the word that the Knights of Nee CANNOT HEAR!!!"
For some reason they couldn't keep their hands of each other and started to vote on who would be the pivot man in the Fall Election of The Illustrious Grand Poobah and Minister of Verbal Masturbation.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the jungle, Tarzan and Jane were having a threefer with the chimp when a bad *** lion came from the future. His mission was to impregnate Hillary Clinton with the seed of Satan, creating the ultimate evil entity that would bring civilization cheese. Hillary, now filled with her new found lust, decided to give Bill a donut. Bill quickly questioned the moral standards of the donut while selecting a fine, Cuban cigar from his Humidor.
He gazed at the donut and said "Oftentimes when gazing at a donut, I ponder the meaning of life. Why are we here? I think that this thread has taken a strange turn for the worse. Instead, I'd like to propose a toast to group masturbation and oral sex"
Meanwhile, back at Hostile's, the cat met it's own reflection and found it to be quite nerve racking as he also saw in the reflection AceCombat coming up behind him with a steak knife and a pneumatic dildo. After climbing on top of the burning oven and up the vent shaft to escape the lust of AceCombat, the cat met a Drunken DCrazy, who after his loss of Britney to Hostile, grabbed the cat and pulled his rubber Dcrazy Mask off to reveal that he was the real AceCombat! The cat screamed in horror and wondered how AceCombat could fit in the vent shaft, when suddenly the fake AceCombat challenged the real AceCombat to the AceCombat championship of the world.
He shouted, "We will have a duel!" And the competition of BS began.
Approximately fifteen seconds later, everyone began to ignore the fight and began to watch the water that was beginning to boil in the kitchen. It was so intoxicating because it was almost like watching Zoop edit his post. So after that they started watching the grass grow with voracious intent - because Ace's grass was obviously the tallest in the world - because he invented the best fertilizer ever. Or maybe it was just because he never mowed it. So after watching the grass grow, the crowd of spectator (singular intentional) that had apparently showed up to watch the fight was crushed by a random falling tree.
AceCombat^2, confused by the random tree tripped over a cat mumbling to itself and covering its backside while AceCombat pulled out a carrot, two potatoes, a bottle of ketchup, and some mustard for some wild and kinky meat stew. Then he grabbed a hacksaw and began cutting off AceCombat^2's leather vest, which he quickly dropped into the meat stew. The other Ace cried because his vest was busted and he ran off to find his destiny. But he didn't find it because an astoroid fell from the sky and smashing them both FLAT!
Needless to say, as a result, Robo the weatherman was fired, forcing him to become a lounge singer at Holiday Inn where Hostile and Dcrazy were staying the night to have make-up sex after their quarrel. All of a sudden The Cops showed up and laid the law down if you know what I mean. Meanwhile, at the league of Justice, there was no caulk to be found. So while AceCombat and his imposter shared a luxurious bubble bath, the tub leaked all over the spaghetti. From the drainhole, Mario appeared and began to climb out.
Once he had free'd himself from the drainpipe, he cried, "oh a no! notta mia spaghettee! MAMAMIA!"
Meanwhile, in the hit TV sitcom, CSI...
Once upon a time, in a big forest with lots and lots of strange and bizzare trees, DCrazy was wearing a football uniform and was struck by lightning, yet lived. He seemed ok except for the anal leakage. Just as he looked down he noticed the bag of Olestra potatoe chips that he had just finished eating and he knew that the chips were being eaten by a pair of Gremlins who stole it from the Nazis back when only ice cream was that fashionable. But then again Dcrazy was always a bit "behind" everyone else. Even his archenemy Britney Spears liked to eat ice cream. Oops she sucked again because she can't sing very well and can't get a very large brain to think with. But DCrazy didn't care, he knew he was in love.
However, they didnt sell those at the store, they were out of modifed bean curd tofu. But no matter, he tossed her in a cart and farted. But then this stupid guy named Hostile jumped out of a tree and bumped into a thing called lust, and made more babies that your tax money gets to pay for. But then Britney pulled a Las Vegas annulment on him, his heart was borked. However, he decided to get a lobotomy to forget the memory of her painful voice; but instead of a lobotomy, the doctor gave him a vasectomy, and was praised for saving the welfare department so much money.
His tubes sufficiently tied, Hostile went to his man-ape home high up in the trees and had several kegs of cheap beer delivered so he and his ape friends could enjoy it. Suddenly, the Knights of Nee screeched.
"He has said the word! the word that the Knights of Nee CANNOT HEAR!!!"
For some reason they couldn't keep their hands of each other and started to vote on who would be the pivot man in the Fall Election of The Illustrious Grand Poobah and Minister of Verbal Masturbation.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the jungle, Tarzan and Jane were having a threefer with the chimp when a bad *** lion came from the future. His mission was to impregnate Hillary Clinton with the seed of Satan, creating the ultimate evil entity that would bring civilization cheese. Hillary, now filled with her new found lust, decided to give Bill a donut. Bill quickly questioned the moral standards of the donut while selecting a fine, Cuban cigar from his Humidor.
He gazed at the donut and said "Oftentimes when gazing at a donut, I ponder the meaning of life. Why are we here? I think that this thread has taken a strange turn for the worse. Instead, I'd like to propose a toast to group masturbation and oral sex"
Meanwhile, back at Hostile's, the cat met it's own reflection and found it to be quite nerve racking as he also saw in the reflection AceCombat coming up behind him with a steak knife and a pneumatic dildo. After climbing on top of the burning oven and up the vent shaft to escape the lust of AceCombat, the cat met a Drunken DCrazy, who after his loss of Britney to Hostile, grabbed the cat and pulled his rubber Dcrazy Mask off to reveal that he was the real AceCombat! The cat screamed in horror and wondered how AceCombat could fit in the vent shaft, when suddenly the fake AceCombat challenged the real AceCombat to the AceCombat championship of the world.
He shouted, "We will have a duel!" And the competition of BS began.
Approximately fifteen seconds later, everyone began to ignore the fight and began to watch the water that was beginning to boil in the kitchen. It was so intoxicating because it was almost like watching Zoop edit his post. So after that they started watching the grass grow with voracious intent - because Ace's grass was obviously the tallest in the world - because he invented the best fertilizer ever. Or maybe it was just because he never mowed it. So after watching the grass grow, the crowd of spectator (singular intentional) that had apparently showed up to watch the fight was crushed by a random falling tree.
AceCombat^2, confused by the random tree tripped over a cat mumbling to itself and covering its backside while AceCombat pulled out a carrot, two potatoes, a bottle of ketchup, and some mustard for some wild and kinky meat stew. Then he grabbed a hacksaw and began cutting off AceCombat^2's leather vest, which he quickly dropped into the meat stew. The other Ace cried because his vest was busted and he ran off to find his destiny. But he didn't find it because an astoroid fell from the sky and smashing them both FLAT!
Needless to say, as a result, Robo the weatherman was fired, forcing him to become a lounge singer at Holiday Inn where Hostile and Dcrazy were staying the night to have make-up sex after their quarrel. All of a sudden The Cops showed up and laid the law down if you know what I mean. Meanwhile, at the league of Justice, there was no caulk to be found. So while AceCombat and his imposter shared a luxurious bubble bath, the tub leaked all over the spaghetti. From the drainhole, Mario appeared and began to climb out.
Once he had free'd himself from the drainpipe, he cried, "oh a no! notta mia spaghettee! MAMAMIA!"
Meanwhile, in the hit TV sitcom, CSI...
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