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TheCops

For example: You (Cops) take a girl home from a long date and you stand at her door wanting to [edit]do your thing[/edit] but not knowing if she is ready or not. So ... you decide to engage her so you pull out your [edit]Johnson[/edit] and show it to her. If she shrieks or knees you then it is time...

TheCops

personally, i think ice made a well intended post. he sure has his chivalry down pat. the problem is... is that we all don't live in his world, with the women he deals with... and sometimes chivalry gets you NOWHERE. i don't know about you, but if someone i've known for all of 12-15 hours starts bri...

TheCops

just pour some friggin' booze down her troat.

TheCops

"GARY LEON RIDGEWAY'S APPRENTICE"

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Krom wrote:Ouch, took em a while to notice she was holding the back of her head.

those guys are so used to seeing her with her head being held it prolly didn't occur to them that she was hurt.

TheCops

thats good for 5 months... might want to check out some open chords. it's important that you record yourself in regular intervals (if only to gauge your progress). "vocalists" often don't record themselves enough and then their sinuses add dimensions to their perception of themselves. it's...

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Darktalyn1 wrote:Well on a somewhat related note... I found out I'll be working on Madden 2007; if you buy it look for my name in the credits under Character Modeler

if you get to model randy moss... make sure he pulls his pants down.

TheCops

Lothar and I get into discussions about the methods of applied math vs. those of pure math frequently enough. yea man... i like met this woman at the vfw... and she was all wearin' walmart pea green plastic pearls and havin' that egyptian fancy eyeliner to cover the wrinkles... we were not speaking...

TheCops

holy buckets... the whiskey dicks won... i have more weekends to care about!

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now moss just scored... but the whiskey dicks will apear.

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i'm gettin ready to watch the whiskey dicks blow it once again.

TheCops

i had coffee and a blueberry muffin... what'd you have? like right wing pie?

TheCops

if you put too much pressure on the relationship it will burn out... so just enjoy each other.

and dont use trojans it feels like you are wearing a tire.
;-0

TheCops

"you can take my gun if you can pry me out of this wheelchair with BMX bike tires."

TheCops

Xamindar wrote:Who cares if they lipsync. I'd rather have that than a terrible sounding concert.

Most singers in the 80s did it so why make a fuss about it now?

wow.
give into the marketing like a good moron.

TheCops

Tyranny wrote:Cops, wtf is your avatar a map of? uranus?

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqinthenews/2004/usslav/

it's a crop of a map (first one on the left) of the earthquakes epicenter that also looks like someone scratching their arse.

TheCops

CDN_Merlin wrote:We outscored our opponents by a 41-7 score.

were you on the team?

TheCops

start sucking his dick?

TheCops

i work in a corporate environment. the big difference is that women have a broader range of clothing. if you are doing marketing for your website... just have a black guy clean cut and an asian woman with long straight hair smiling over a laptop... the truth is that we jack off to the photo of the a...

TheCops

i have sex to ann murray and kenny g tunes... i don't move much in the dental office.

kill china!

TheCops

**obvious joke alert**

"it's a left wing consiracy."

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how shiznit faced did we all get? i cant even remember last night :lol: I know those naborhood cats sure wonâ??t forget last night. andrew, you are a nice guy... you were telling me about dustbunnies inside your computer at the chicago lan. but i gotta say i busted out laughing at that one. it's li...

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man i tell ya...

the human race is a tough group to be a member of sometimes. 130,000+ humans die in a wash and you crackas are all up in arms about what 1 guy said.

★■◆● him... it's very obvious america and most of it's citizens are kind people that respond to "the call".

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Tetrad wrote:

<-- "because you are part... eggplant" -true romance

TheCops

heh. in my 32 years in this mortal coil i have seen some things. i wasn't playing pyroglyphic and chatting about frozen turkeys my whole life. i have had some new years blowouts. tonight my phone ringer is turned off. for those of us that are not married and or with a girlfriend (hehe). i say that i...

TheCops

happy new year beo! i hope you are introduced to the fine art of condom dumping!

TheCops

hey happy new year! and if you are indeed a young woman and not some joker playing the frothing hormones of male dbb'ers (heh)... you'll be using this phrase in some variation or another quite a bit in your lifetime. get good at it! Don't worry... Its not the bb....its me cause I have a code I live ...

TheCops

my company gave $100,000... plus is matching all employee relief donations.

after they clean up this mess i hope they spend some friggin' money on the sensor buoys in the indian ocean to detect the direction of future tsunamis. it won't save everyone but it will give a lot of people time to respond.

TheCops

good eye cronk... that's the hard part.

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i'm going to spend the night on trillian typing: "pay attention to me! pay attention to me!"

happy you near!!

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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... eligion_dc

^^^
"ACT OF GOD"

how about tectonic plates?

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who has insurance in sri lanka?

OOOOHHHH!!!! YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE TOURISTS!?

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maroon 5 used to be called kara's flowers back in the day... they changed sound from like super guitar pop/rock... to more r'n'b tinged pop and magically dropped 5 years from their real age.

love the entertainment industry.

TheCops

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqinthenews/2004/usslav/

perty interesting stuff from the science side here.

TheCops

it's just so devastating... so quick... it's unfathomable. 30 foot 500 mile an hour waves... earthquakes the power of 1 million hiroshimas is just mind-boggling.

TheCops

It was just my way of taking a shot at the low quality of "music" coming out today produced by morons who can't sing or play and producing songs that are souless. In that sense it's fitting that they are called 'the lonely boys', because in a sea of talentless twits they are almost alone....

TheCops

now i'm gonna make you people hurl. after calling in sick to work today and dealing with the repercussions of the booze i downed... i'm seriously considering hanging up the party spurs. i had a really wicked summer pretending i was 21 again... but i am not. alcohol mixed with an addictive personalit...

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Avder wrote:dumbass.

i thought you were the one who lived on the border of north dakota. are you sure i'm the dumbass?

TheCops

hey!
i love your "hauls" but i'm gonna hurl. like within 5 minutes.

merry greed ridden street meat.

i'm all a downer n' shizz.

TheCops

me <3s thecops. and everyone else here. I love cultural expectations for all of us to get along for one season a year. much love. hehe beo... you a kickarse teenager. isn't it fun being called 'a downer' when all you really want in this life is for people to treat each other with love and respect 3...

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HAPPY NEW YEAR! IT'S OK TO BE ALONE!

i'm gonna vomit... had too much beer white people