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by Avder
Fri Jun 07, 2013 12:16 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Nice worse than nasty
Replies: 17
Views: 1188

Re: Nice worse than nasty

He shouldn't have left his computer on and logged into Facebook. Big mistake. I'll have to say, she was very creative about her "revenge" though. :lol: http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/best-break-letters-ever-ask-8216-kelsi-8217-182300344.html Charge that ★■◆● with theft. If he was cheatin...
by Avder
Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:34 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: How do you put this thing in park?
Replies: 35
Views: 2466

Re: How do you put this thing in park?

If your car moves forward when you let off the brake, you have the idle set to high. Then every single automatic transmission automobile I have ever driven has had its idle set too high, because in every single automatic transmission automobile I have ever driven the way to creep forward at a very ...
by Avder
Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:27 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Nice worse than nasty
Replies: 17
Views: 1188

Re: Nice worse than nasty

tunnelcat wrote:Don't you realize that once you're married, everything in the house belongs to both of you by default, so technically, it's not theft, it's just cleaning house. :wink:
Which is one of the best arguments I've heard for why no one should want to get married at this point.
by Avder
Tue Jun 04, 2013 12:01 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: How do you put this thing in park?
Replies: 35
Views: 2466

Re: How do you put this thing in park?

Sounds like I would hate that. Applying and reducing brake pressure is more or less how I control my car at very low speeds, such as fast food drive through's.
by Avder
Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:56 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: How do you put this thing in park?
Replies: 35
Views: 2466

Re: How do you put this thing in park?

Parking is something that is so ingrained into every drivers consciousness that having to read the ★■◆●ing manual means the engineers did something wrong. I'll read the manual to find out how to program the built in stereo system or customize the dual comfort zone heating and cooling systems or what...
by Avder
Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:51 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Nice worse than nasty
Replies: 17
Views: 1188

Re: Nice worse than nasty

tunnelcat wrote:He shouldn't have left his computer on and logged into Facebook. Big mistake. I'll have to say, she was very creative about her "revenge" though. :lol:

http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/best-br ... 00344.html
Charge that ★■◆● with theft.
by Avder
Fri May 31, 2013 7:44 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: You have $1Million, after tax.
Replies: 51
Views: 4318

Re: You have $1Million, after tax.

Well this thread sure got derailed.
by Avder
Fri May 31, 2013 2:57 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: You have $1Million, after tax.
Replies: 51
Views: 4318

Re: You have $1Million, after tax.

Pay off my student loans
Buy a modest house with a garage
get some good furniture and AV gear, and of course a new computer and a bunch of video games
get myself a nice car
Stick the rest in a very low risk fund as the basis of my retirement package.
by Avder
Thu May 16, 2013 10:02 pm
Forum: Descent Single Player
Topic: RetroChallengeGamer, New LP'r on the Market!
Replies: 59
Views: 11533

Re: RetroChallengeGamer, New LP'r on the Market!

Anyway, the reason I know I flew that good is whenever I would do one of these all-night sessions, I would demo it. Every so often I would watch part of them and in the later levels I would always wonder "who the hell is this guy and how the hell did he do that?". It sounds like you're a ...
by Avder
Thu May 16, 2013 1:03 pm
Forum: Descent Single Player
Topic: RetroChallengeGamer, New LP'r on the Market!
Replies: 59
Views: 11533

Re: RetroChallengeGamer, New LP'r on the Market!

Secret level 3...ah i have fond memories of that one. As a kid I would, on occasion, stay up all night playing through Descent, start to finish. The goal of course being getting through the game without dying and without saving. Doing this is what allowed me to discover that I do my best work when s...
by Avder
Wed May 15, 2013 3:35 pm
Forum: Descent Single Player
Topic: RetroChallengeGamer, New LP'r on the Market!
Replies: 59
Views: 11533

Re: RetroChallengeGamer, New LP'r on the Market!

But not to get it to smash into the central column of the room. :lol: And that's probably skillier than simply trichording. It also leaves you blind as you circle the room, puts you in the sight of a vulcan bot at near point-blank range meaning you can't dodge, and leaves you open to a random smart...
by Avder
Mon May 13, 2013 9:41 pm
Forum: Descent Single Player
Topic: RetroChallengeGamer, New LP'r on the Market!
Replies: 59
Views: 11533

Re: RetroChallengeGamer, New LP'r on the Market!

I can perfectly and easily do that without trichording... I even did it on Insane. Besides, that room has so much space you just need to listen for the vulcan and change direction slightly when you hear it! This is what I mean when I say trichording is like an addiction. Even in the way you talk. Y...
by Avder
Thu May 09, 2013 11:18 pm
Forum: Descent Single Player
Topic: RetroChallengeGamer, New LP'r on the Market!
Replies: 59
Views: 11533

Re: RetroChallengeGamer, New LP'r on the Market!

The way you do it is hang out in the door way so it cant close on you, and lob homers until you register 1000 points, indicating you killed a vulcan bot. Then just tricord like a bat out of hell and keep that speed while lobbing homers at the remaining vulcan bots. Then you can either keep circling ...
by Avder
Wed May 08, 2013 5:07 pm
Forum: Descent Single Player
Topic: RetroChallengeGamer, New LP'r on the Market!
Replies: 59
Views: 11533

Re: RetroChallengeGamer, New LP'r on the Market!

The level 7 boss room should be doable without invulns. The trick is to lob homers to take out the vulcan bots nearest the entry tunnel, and then trichord in and take out the vulcan bots. The Red Hulks, believe it or not, are of little consequence because of all the maneuvering room you have. you ca...
by Avder
Mon May 06, 2013 12:34 am
Forum: Descent Single Player
Topic: RetroChallengeGamer, New LP'r on the Market!
Replies: 59
Views: 11533

Re: RetroChallengeGamer, New LP'r on the Market!

Well, I was poking my head out of the entry way and sniping some Super Hulks and Class 1 Drillers when the boss literally spawned right in front of the entry way exit, I couldn't even see his entire body he was that close. Least to say backing up into a locked door didn't help when three smart miss...
by Avder
Sat May 04, 2013 1:47 pm
Forum: Descent Single Player
Topic: RetroChallengeGamer, New LP'r on the Market!
Replies: 59
Views: 11533

Re: RetroChallengeGamer, New LP'r on the Market!

How did you die in the entryway to the level 7 boss room?

Are you doing this blind or have you played descent before?

And what skill level are you playing on?
by Avder
Thu May 02, 2013 11:46 am
Forum: Descent Single Player
Topic: RetroChallengeGamer, New LP'r on the Market!
Replies: 59
Views: 11533

Re: RetroChallengeGamer, New LP'r on the Market!

I never liked the idea of death spew in singleplayer. I always felt like Descent should have used the Doom death model: you die, you lose all your stuff and start the level from scratch with a level 1 laser and some concs. Whenever I play through any of the Descent games, I never permit myself to ad...
by Avder
Sun Apr 28, 2013 10:23 am
Forum: Descent Old Skool
Topic: D1/D2 Texture Analysis - Essay
Replies: 9
Views: 3653

Re: D1/D2 Texture Analysis - Essay

I have to say I agree with a lot of the assessment. The D2 textures are far too colorful and cartoonish to feel at all real, and I think that diminished D2's single player experience quite a bit compared to D1.
by Avder
Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:38 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Tracking Speed
Replies: 8
Views: 528

Re: Tracking Speed

Ah. Well sometimes all it takes is one lucky volley. But I wouldn't count on it happening too regularly.
by Avder
Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:31 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Tracking Speed
Replies: 8
Views: 528

Re: Tracking Speed

What class is that ship?

I have not played in years.
by Avder
Sun Apr 14, 2013 7:43 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Tracking Speed
Replies: 8
Views: 528

Re: Tracking Speed

Unless something has changed in Eve in the last couple of years, you won't be able to hit anything capable of moving that fast because of the signature radius of the ship compared to your guns.
by Avder
Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:12 am
Forum: Descent Single Player
Topic: Strategies for D1 level 20...
Replies: 9
Views: 2221

Re: Strategies for D1 level 20...

Luring platformers... Hell yeah, that's what I gotta try. The first area is frustrating as hell, though. It really does take immense patience. It's not as hard once you know the best places to stop and look around. Once you take out the lifters coming at you, stop and look around. If you can see th...
by Avder
Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:33 pm
Forum: Descent Single Player
Topic: Strategies for D1 level 20...
Replies: 9
Views: 2221

Re: Strategies for D1 level 20...

Alter-Fox wrote:So, essentially, be sure you're not the mouse.
No actually, you want to be the mouse. Specifically you want to be Jerry, and the platform bots are all Tom. The platform bots chase you, and you lure them into a position where you have an advantage.
by Avder
Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:32 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Get that music out of my head!
Replies: 4
Views: 412

Re: Get that music out of my head!

A lawsuit I can agree with, after having ridden that very ride when I was a kid. It's charming at first, but then it starts to drill into your head and stick there like a malignant tumor. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! http://news.yahoo.com/man-wins-8k-disney-small-124355431.html I think being stuck in that rid...
by Avder
Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:39 pm
Forum: Descent Single Player
Topic: Strategies for D1 level 20...
Replies: 9
Views: 2221

Re: Strategies for D1 level 20...

Level 20 gets substantially easier if you have the patience of a saint. The first section is really cake once you've figured out the right distance to be at in order to shoot the gophers with ease. The second section is all about making sure you are not in a position to be ambushed by those platform...
by Avder
Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:24 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Any single player games like HL?
Replies: 58
Views: 5623

Re: Any single player games like HL?

I'll second Bioshock. It was without a doubt the best FPS game I have played since HL2 and Doom 3.
by Avder
Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:21 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: This whole time I thought youtube throttled... it was my ISP
Replies: 8
Views: 630

Re: This whole time I thought youtube throttled... it was my

No I think what's happening is he is blocking his ISP's youtube caching server. Most of the bigger ISPs have them. They store popular videos on them so that they dont get bandwidth sapped when half of their customer base goes online to watch the latest stupid viral video in 1080p. And its his ISP's ...
by Avder
Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:17 pm
Forum: Descent Single Player
Topic: Strategies for D1 level 20...
Replies: 9
Views: 2221

Re: Strategies for D1 level 20...

This level's kicking my ass. BIG TIME. I'm talking about Insane, of course. It's a freaking death trap! Anyone has any idea how to minimize the number of deaths on this level? In the first section, after you take out the lifters who charge you right away, dont get caught up chasing down gophers. In...
by Avder
Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:17 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Animal Rights be damned!
Replies: 5
Views: 569

Re: Animal Rights be damned!

Ive seen stranger stuff in hentai.

Those Japanese, man... screwed in the head. But like, in an awesome way.
by Avder
Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:49 pm
Forum: Descent Single Player
Topic: D1 final boss vs D2 final boss.
Replies: 90
Views: 22808

Re: D1 final boss vs D2 final boss.

It will be very hard to replicate any of the success of DTWIDD. And any D2 conventions should be ignored in favor of D1 only conventions. Well, the concept is that the mission pack will span both the Solar System, the six systems of D2 and Beta Ceti of Vertigo. There's gonna be no D2 weapons nor ac...
by Avder
Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:24 am
Forum: Descent Single Player
Topic: D1 final boss vs D2 final boss.
Replies: 90
Views: 22808

Re: D1 final boss vs D2 final boss.

It will be very hard to replicate any of the success of DTWIDD. And any D2 conventions should be ignored in favor of D1 only conventions.
by Avder
Sat Mar 16, 2013 4:13 pm
Forum: Descent Single Player
Topic: D1 final boss vs D2 final boss.
Replies: 90
Views: 22808

Re: D1 final boss vs D2 final boss.

D2 is set up so that destroying one boss robot will destroy them all, so you can't really get a "have to kill both". Except (you guessed it) in XL. Or remove the boss flag from one of them. It alters its behavior, though. As for being unable to run Vertigo levels, well... I've already not...
by Avder
Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:31 pm
Forum: Descent Single Player
Topic: D1 final boss vs D2 final boss.
Replies: 90
Views: 22808

Re: D1 final boss vs D2 final boss.

What would be awesome would be if you could have them both in the same room for the final boss fight, and you would have to destroy them both in order to get the last level to melt down. I experimented with that once, it didnt work at all from what I remember. But that would be an awesome fight. And...
by Avder
Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:01 pm
Forum: Descent Single Player
Topic: Hardest Secret in Descent 1
Replies: 21
Views: 20737

Re: Hardest Secret in Descent 1

The D2 level 2 helix puzzle I actually got right off the bat thanks to some dumb luck and natural curiosity about how guided missiles work.
by Avder
Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:58 pm
Forum: Descent Single Player
Topic: Interesting "stare and approach" AI for certain Red Hulks...
Replies: 6
Views: 1776

Re: Interesting "stare and approach" AI for certain Red Hulk

Red hulks that just stick their launcher out around a corner and fire at you are lots of fun.

Honestly, Descent's AI is the best and most devious AI I have ever seen in any video game, ever.
by Avder
Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:51 pm
Forum: Descent Single Player
Topic: Going Rambo on D1 level 6 (And other levels)
Replies: 409
Views: 805274

Re: Going Rambo on D1 level 6.

I've tried to switch up the start of the level a few times. Instead of going after the plasma, I've occasionally tried going after the vulcan cannon in the huge trap near the start. That...sometimes works. but obviously it leaves me with far fewer shields than I like. An additional strategy I've bee...
by Avder
Sun Mar 10, 2013 1:35 pm
Forum: Descent Single Player
Topic: Going Rambo on D1 level 6 (And other levels)
Replies: 409
Views: 805274

Re: Going Rambo on D1 level 6.

Figured I'd post an update since this is taking forever. I'm finally getting to a point where I'm finishing level 9 every so often, but nowhere near a reasonable time. I have to develop a good route to go through the big open area and hunt down all the roaming bots there, and that is extremely probl...
by Avder
Thu Feb 28, 2013 7:36 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Poor Engrish er English usage...
Replies: 18
Views: 1883

Re: Poor Engrish er English usage...

The only thing that irks me is when I read stuff online and it has those screwy extra u's that the british and other crown countries like to use. Crazy french spellings. Otherwise, words get used, new words get invented, and if they stay in usage long enough they get added to the dictionary. I'm wil...
by Avder
Thu Feb 28, 2013 7:26 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: LAT View of Pulsar Looks Like Shield Orb
Replies: 2
Views: 733

Re: LAT View of Pulsar Looks Like Shield Orb

Just proof that God plays Descent.
by Avder
Thu Feb 28, 2013 7:24 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: GameSpy Closing its Doors
Replies: 9
Views: 849

Re: GameSpy Closing its Doors

Oh well.