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MOM! get off the computer you loser!

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Heh, my mom hates computer games and thinks the internet is "confusing".
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My mom actually took a class a few years ago for the internet. Now she's constantly emailing me little things she finds and gets from friends. I think she actually uses it more than my father.
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Having AOL and playing solitaire is all this means. Those Moms wouldn't know an online game if it hit them.
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How would AOL know that? Does the AOL software install spy-ware?
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AOL software IS spyware!
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lol, i heard this on the radio this morning.
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Hmm. This might explain why earlier studies showed that most gamers are female, and yet you don't see many. They're all playing solitare!
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Makes perfect sense Image

Saw it on CNN.

Also, studies said they play between midnight and 5 in the morning. *THAT*'s why we don't see them!
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Arial" size="3">Quoted from YahooNews:
Of those women over 40 who had formed online friendships, AOL said, more than 20 percent converted those virtual connections into real-life relationships</font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

many people fail to see that "Internet" Dating is becoming more and more a reality than many others would like to see it.

i myself have become a "Internet" Dater and have already met a few of the people that i have met through MSN, Yahoo and ICQ services and other chat rooms. while those i met, some have been not what i was looking for and whatnot reasons, one i have become attachted to and now am going steady with. we are planning a trip to somewere in the country that is a nice get-a-way location.

PS: Thats all im going to tell you guys, so dont bother asking
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is she a kung fu master?
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Unfortunately any of the girls that I've met online that would be worth meeting all live in Britain or Australia or New Zealand. Image
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Arial" size="3">Originally posted by TheCops:
is she a kung fu master?</font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

nope, but this is her:


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and again @ 19 when we first starting talking( she is the one in the middle with all black on ):

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Hmm... interesting pics you have in that directory Ace... Image

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If it is indeed your g/f, congrats...
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HEY HEY!!! Image thats my GF not yours and this is not the forum for that kind of content!!
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nope, ace, this is your gf
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Post by MD-2389 »

Is that a nose or a huge ass zit on her face? (not your gf Ace, the woman in the pic ccb posted)
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that ain't your girlfriend, dude. chatting doesn't count.

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You think he can't go any lower and then someone throws his ass a shovel...
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Arial" size="3">Originally posted by ccb056:
<b> nope, ace, this is your gf
Image </b></font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

oh, that..... no that was a joke for a friend of mine who had no GF so i said he could try dating the girl in that pic
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Arial" size="3">Originally posted by TheCops:
<b> that ain't your girlfriend, dude. chatting doesn't count.

Image</b></font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

sorry to bust you out, but ive already been with her in person a few times. so YES she is my GF
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Post by Ferno »

Internet dating.. can you say... loser?

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Really, what's wrong with hitting the bars to meet chicks? or ehatever your favourite meat market is.
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you have no proof, i don't believe you. and seeing someone twice isn't a girlfriend it's called hangin' out.

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Arial" size="3">Originally posted by Ferno:
<b> Internet dating.. can you say... loser?

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Really, what's wrong with hitting the bars to meet chicks? or ehatever your favourite meat market is.</b></font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

and can you say: KISS MY ALBINO WHITE ASS Image .!.. ..!.

did you not see my quote earlier in this thread stating that many internet daters are actually becoming succesful in physical relationships.


<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Arial" size="3">Originally posted by TheCops:
<b> you have no proof, i don't believe you. and seeing someone twice isn't a girlfriend it's called hangin' out.

Image</b></font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

okay, so 3 dates, all at nice exsquisit resturaunts. then go out and find ineresting things in commom to do. we have already said we want to be together and are wanting a commitment. so Image i call that a girlfriend.
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Arial" size="3">Originally posted by AceCombat:
sorry to bust you out, but ive already been with her in person a few times. so YES she is my GF</font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Does she know this?

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Arial" size="3">Originally posted by TheCops:
... and seeing someone twice isn't a girlfriend it's called hangin' out</font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Some might call it stalking Image
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Arial" size="3">Originally posted by [NuB] Dedman:
Does she know this? </font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

uhhh, how would she not know that we went out on three dates?? Image

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Arial" size="3">Originally posted by [NuB] Dedman:<b>
Some might call it stalking Image</b></font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

you aint kiddin either
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ace,
you are a pathological liar on the internet, that's a fact. i'm not saying your are in real life... it may just be some part of your personality (fantasy) that you release with cowardice via the digital domain, i know i do at times. ;p

i'm not trying to be cruel... but judging by your pictures, and her pictures, and the generally shallow nature of the average human being... she is out of your league.

maybe you are a "not a 10" don juan... i don't know. i've met those types before. but unless you produce a video of that woman proclaiming her allegiance to you in a non-method acting sorta way... you are full of shizz.

you cried wolf about serious things.... not the least of which is mis-representing yourself as military personnel... that's just reprehensible considering the perils of our times.

so just stop with the bull**** will ya? it doesn't serve you in anyway. in fact, it makes you a clown.
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