Happy Birthday Mobius !
Whatever they say bout you man it was YOUR site that got me to even try to find multiplayer games, and this BB as a matter of fact, so thanks to you bud !
This Kiwi got shipwrecked, ended up on a desert island, just him, a sheep and a dog.
After a few weeks the sheep started looking pretty good. He thought he wouldn't mind giving her a bit.
Well he was a Kiwi. Anyway, every time he tried to have it off with the sheep, the dog would nip his bum, really hassle him, he was getting so frustrated.
One day a gorgeous woman gets shipwrecked on the same island. After a week she came along to him and said, "If there's anything I can do for you, you just ask, after all, there's only you and me here, we both have our needs."
The Kiwi thought about this for a while and then said, "Yup, thank's a mullyun, what about taking the bloody dog for a long walk so I can bonk this sheep in peace!"
Why can't Kiwi blokes take their girlfriends to the Rugby?