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Lobber wrote:Star Trek 6, McCoy when helping Spock do "surgery" on a photon torpedo to seek out the cloaked bird of prey who's commander kept taunting the Enterprise with Shakespearian quotes from the "original Klingon."

And another:

(Two voices)
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
-pause-
"Man, this is a deep hole!"
"Yea!"
"wanna play twenty questions?"
"sure, ... are you an animal, vegetable, or mineral?"
"mineral"
"are you a tank?"
"yea!"
I think you are going for: Bill and Ted's Bogus Adventure.
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Jon the Great wrote:"The Persian army of a thousand nations descends upon you. Their arrows will blot out the sun."
"Then we will fight in the shade."

Haha I had to. What an awesome movie.
300 !!!
So worth getting only 3 hours of sleep on a weekday.
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Yes it is B&T's Bogus Journey

\"Open the pod bay doors Hal\"
\"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that\"
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Lobber wrote:"Open the pod bay doors Hal"
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"
Easy. 2001 - A Space Odyssey


Still nothing on this one?
"He's going to regret it for the rest of his life, if ever he lives that long"

Ok, here's a couple more from the same film -
"Have the courtesy to wait until you're married, and he can hit you back"

"No patty-fingers, if you please"
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I know what you mean, there are several quotes of mine that have never been guessed.

I dont know that one either, but here's one for you:

\"hey guys... there's a red thingie, moving toward a green thingie....\"
\"what?\"
\"red thingie, moving toward the green thingie.... I think we're the green thingie.\"
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Lobber wrote:"hey guys... there's a red thingie, moving toward a green thingie...."
"what?"
"red thingie, moving toward the green thingie.... I think we're the green thingie."
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that that's from Galaxy Quest.
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It sure is.
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dissent wrote:Still nothing on this one?
"He's going to regret it for the rest of his life, if ever he lives that long"

Ok, here's a couple more from the same film -
"Have the courtesy to wait until you're married, and he can hit you back"

"No patty-fingers, if you please"
The Quiet Man (a good old John Wayne movie with Mareen O'Hara)


"Yippee-ki-yay, motherf-------."
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That could only be Die Hard, the best Christmas movie ever made. :D

\"Toss me.\"
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Top Gun wrote:"Toss me."
Lord of The Rings?
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Yup. Two Towers, to be exact.

(Note to self: see more obscure movies)
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\"What's a buttfor?\"
\"For pooping, silly.\"
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Topher wrote:"What's a buttfor?"
"For pooping, silly."
Terrance and Phillip: Asses of Fire?
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\"I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer.\"
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DCrazy wrote:
Topher wrote:"What's a buttfor?"
"For pooping, silly."
Terrance and Phillip: Asses of Fire?
Close enough, it's "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut"
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snoopy wrote:"I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer."
The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (Oh, wow! I hadn't remembered that movie in a lonnggg time. :P )


Two persons are guarding a 'truck' in a military hanger. The second person is reading the manual for the 'truck'...
First Person: Come on. Let's take the truck.
Second Person: No.
First Person: Yes.
Second Person: No.
First Person: Yes.
Second Person: No.
First Person: Yes.
Second Person: No.
First Person: I'll drive.
Second Person: Okay.
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Stripes

\"Dead man walking! We have a dead man walking hee-ya!\"
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\"Well thief, I smell you. I feel your air and hear your breath. Come along, help yourself. There's plenty, and to spare.\"
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Lobber wrote:"Well thief, I smell you. I feel your air and hear your breath. Come along, help yourself. There's plenty, and to spare."
The Hobbit
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And now, for the worlds worst one liner of all time:

\"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? ... The same thing that happens to everything else.\"
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X-Men (the first one, I believe).

How about:
\"Hey, I recognize you.\"
\"Oh, did you go to Columbia High?\"
\"No, not from high school, from TV. Didn't you play the retarded quarterback?\"
\"Yeah.\"
\"Are you really retarded?\"
\"No.\"
\"Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ass!\"
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\"who is in charge here?\"
\"the CLAAAAAaaaawwwwwwwww!\"
\"The Claw is our Master\"
\"The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay\"
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Lobber wrote:"who is in charge here?"
"the CLAAAAAaaaawwwwwwwww!"
"The Claw is our Master"
"The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay"
Toy Story


"We're dead! We're dead! We survived but we're dead!"
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TechPro wrote: "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf-------."
Die Hard movies, can't remember which one.
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CDN_Merlin wrote:
TechPro wrote: "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf-------."
Die Hard movies, can't remember which one.
I'm pretty sure it's in them all.
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dissent wrote:
CDN_Merlin wrote:
TechPro wrote: "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf-------."
Die Hard movies, can't remember which one.
I'm pretty sure it's in them all.
Yeah, it's in all 3 of the Die Hard movies. :wink:

No one got my last one? :oops:

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Incredibles. Good movie :)

Here's one:

Guy 1: \"Wait! Wait! Look at me. Look at me. I'm life. I live... I, I breathe... I feel. Now that you know it... can you really take it? Is it really worth the price?\"

Guy 2: \"I pay it gladly.\"
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Equilibrium
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No one yet on this one?
Foil wrote:"Hey, I recognize you."
"Oh, did you go to Columbia High?"
"No, not from high school, from TV. Didn't you play the retarded quarterback?"
"Yeah."
"Are you really retarded?"
"No."
"Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ass!"
Hint: My wife and I have seen this three times; it's one of our favorite "quirky character" films. It's about two years old, and includes Natalie Portman as one of the main characters.
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Foil wrote:No one yet on this one?
Foil wrote:"Hey, I recognize you."
"Oh, did you go to Columbia High?"
"No, not from high school, from TV. Didn't you play the retarded quarterback?"
"Yeah."
"Are you really retarded?"
"No."
"Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ass!"
Hint: My wife and I have seen this three times; it's one of our favorite "quirky character" films. It's about two years old, and includes Natalie Portman as one of the main characters.
Garden State.

Loved that movie. Didn't need the hint though I defintely would've got that if I'd seen your first post.
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Bingo.

How about:

Pizza Delivery Guy: \"Dude, I got a ARM!\"
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\"He won the piston cup!\"

*cough*

\"He did what in his cup??\"
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Thenior wrote:"He won the piston cup!"

*cough*

"He did what in his cup??"
"Cars"
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\"Well, this time your movies get it right. We win. End of story!\"
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Foil wrote:Bingo.

How about:

Pizza Delivery Guy: "Dude, I got a ARM!"
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TechPro wrote:"Hang the code, and hang the rules. They're more like guidelines anyway."
Pirates of the Caribbean?
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Richard Cranium wrote:
TechPro wrote:"Hang the code, and hang the rules. They're more like guidelines anyway."
Pirates of the Caribbean?
Yup!
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MD-2389 wrote:"Well, this time your movies get it right. We win. End of story!"
I know I've heard this one somewhere...
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How about this one:
No, I don't think your crazy but practically everyone else in the solar system would.
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\"End of line.\"
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