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a little partisan humor

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A stockbroker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a
dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual. He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?"

The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She says her husband has spent all her money and the Democrats told her to forget about running for President in 2008. So we're taking up a collection for her.

The stock broker asks, "How much have you got so far?"

The officer replies "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."
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Post by Lothar »

LOL

(off to the Cafe with ya...)
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<70's>Buuuuurn baby burn!</70's>
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:D
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Post by Avder »

Rofl.
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Post by dissent »

STOP!!!

It's a trick! It's a plot! Long term siphoning of gasoline will turn you into a Democrat zombie! :P
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Post by Avder »

Oh shut up. It will not. It'll just kill you.
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Post by dissent »

Ah, feel the love .....
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Post by TheCops »

good joke... and it doesn't have to be partisan. you could easily interchange any politician, pop star, athlete, or dbb member.

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Post by Tyranny »

Cops, you developing some sort of "avatar for every day of the week" fetish? :P
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chuckle
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Post by Krom »

Amusement++
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Good one.
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Post by Boo »

That got a laugh :)
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