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Yes, friends, I have slipped into the depths of people like Hugh Hefner and Larry Flint.......well, maybe not that low. :D

Yesterday I was in the GF's office where she puts up our Ebay book sales and noticed a large sized, pictorial magazine depicting an attractive, scantily clad female on the cover with her breasts exposed. Knowing this was not the kind of book the GF would find at a local thrift shop, I inquired. Seems we got it for next to nothing in a box of books from someone she knows. And, since the cover type was in Italian, I had no idea what was inside. Started flipping through and about five pages in was a picture of a reclining figure where the pubic area looked a bit strange..........OMG, IT'S A MAN

What we had was a photo gallery of some sixty plus pictures of transexuals. Now, this was not smut. It was a collection done very artistically by a well known French photographer.

The GF said she was too embarrased to put it up on our Ebay store, plus the website where we host pictures won't allow any kind of pornography. I figured, just for giggles, let's see what we can do. We scanned the cover, put it up on another hosting site, listed it on our Ebay store as a "Buy it now" for $24.95 with payment by Paypal only. The GF wrote a very carefully worded description of what was inside.

It was bought in about two hours.

Now, I'm not into that kind of thing, but if I can make that kind of money, with that little effort, in that short a time, I'll take all those kind of books I can get my hands on. :D
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Post by Pun »

hahaha! DM the tranny pr0n mastah! Did Gavotte send you the paypal payment yet?
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LMFAO
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Post by CDN_Merlin »

Sex sells, in any fashion. Every single company in the world is selling every product known to man, by using sex.

Yes, I need to see a 1/2 naked women to sell me a product that will help my car run better????
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good job meat!
you just made some guy that tucks his caulk between his legs, looks in mirrors, and says "i'd ★■◆● me" a very happy man!
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i feel sorry for transexuals. in our world of sexual judgements, what a fucked up situation to find yourself in eh.
i guess you'd never find a transexual prude ;)
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E&C
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Lobber, I didn't post this with the intent of it turning into a discussion of sexual persuasions, morality or anything like that. Though I considered a certain part of it disgusting, I took the experience to be somewhat amusing. Here I am, making available a picture book that some would call immoral, perverted, etc. etc. (cue Jerry Falwel) and it's snapped up in a heartbeat. As Merlin said, sex sells.

Cops, where did you learn about that? :D
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Deadmeat wrote:Cops, where did you learn about that? :D
silence of the lambs
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Post by Avder »

Sex sells, no matter how bizzare or perverse.

You just proved it.

Ive also seen much more disturbing things on the net just by clicking random links.
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Image
you don't say
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I'd **** me.
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roid wrote:Image
you don't say
that's an image of a "puppet" i scamed from some stock photo site dcrazy linked. it's a female puppet... like made out of nylons n' ★■◆●.

now if that is "sex sells" to you... you are a ★■◆● up.

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i meant it was something disturbing, made from a random link.
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you're still going to your hell. all 14 of you.
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CDN_Merlin wrote:Sex sells, in any fashion. Every single company in the world is selling every product known to man, by using sex.

Yes, I need to see a 1/2 naked women to sell me a product that will help my car run better????
don't you mean naked 1/2 women?
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BfDiDDy wrote:I'd **** me.
lol :mrgreen:
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heh, nice topher
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Post by CDN_Merlin »

Topher, yes, if I was a midget like you, a 1/2 women would be correct. But as I am not a midget, it's 1/2 naked.
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Post by woodchip »

TheCops wrote:
roid wrote:Image
you don't say
that's an image of a "puppet" i scamed from some stock photo site dcrazy linked. it's a female puppet... like made out of nylons n' ****.

now if that is "sex sells" to you... you are a **** up.

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Copsy, your avatar would be lewd only if the puppets belly button was exposed.
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Way to go chief. Got any more?
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