DescentBB

the old Ratchet and Clank commercials put things in perspective pretty well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH2dM_LLKJg

Burlyman wrote:I actually think the coolest powerup (item in Metroid lingo ) would be the Speed Booster. Never would I be late anywhere! ^_~

You wouldn't need doors again, either. (Although the owner of the building would probably prefer you used them.)

What's with all the account-swapping, anyway? Isn't "Neo" enough?

The world is not enough.

Seriously, though, Neo's rank is getting too high, so I made this one to keep him in check. ^_~

WillyP wrote:They should make weapons like this for video games.

Hence i never and will ever buy anything but "free range eggs"

Burlyman wrote:You'd need Samus' space suit's power-assisted movement.

like this

I think I'd have a whole Mech from Mechwarrior. Anything with a Gauss Rifle and some LRMs would do nicely, thank you. Although I have a feeling that Mechs wouldn't stand up too well against Fusion Cannons or chickens launched at high speed.

didnt they make a proper chicken gun on mythbusters once? (I think they used frozen chickens!)

Yes, they did. I think they shot it at a plane windshield to test the integrity.

Yeah, that's probably one of their most famous tests. Although I think an Atlas assault mech would only go down against live chickens.