Men Are Happier
Men are just simply happier people, and here is why...
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all of your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can \"do\" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
Men Are Happier
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DarkFlameWolf
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FYI: Your testosterone level is dangerously low.Mobius wrote:FYI: I have 23 pairs of shoes. 17 pairs are Nikes. 14 of those are Shox.
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Top Wop you forgot \"Men don't have many choices about clothes... they just pick them out of the closet\" 
Most of us women struggle with what to wear to work or for the day because we have so many more choices in clothes. While I go through 3 or 4 outfits in 30 minutes, my boyfriend goes through only one in 5 seconds (Unless he asked me which shirt he should wear... then it takes a lot longer;) ).
Most of us women struggle with what to wear to work or for the day because we have so many more choices in clothes. While I go through 3 or 4 outfits in 30 minutes, my boyfriend goes through only one in 5 seconds (Unless he asked me which shirt he should wear... then it takes a lot longer;) ).
Heh! True. I just grab what's on top in my wardrobe and put it on. Whatever colored pants or shirt happens to be on top of the pile, thats the color for the day.Kiran wrote:Top Wop you forgot "Men don't have many choices about clothes... they just pick them out of the closet"
Most of us women struggle with what to wear to work or for the day because we have so many more choices in clothes. While I go through 3 or 4 outfits in 30 minutes, my boyfriend goes through only one in 5 seconds (Unless he asked me which shirt he should wear... then it takes a lot longer;) ).
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TIGERassault
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Not me.Top Wop wrote:Heh! True. I just grab what's on top in my wardrobe and put it on. Whatever colored pants or shirt happens to be on top of the pile, thats the color for the day.
I chose to have all of my clothes as neutral colours.
Mostly because it hides the fact that I have no fashion sense whatsoever.
