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Polish Divorce

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:15 am
by Top Wop
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:


'Polish Remover'

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:43 pm
by AlphaDoG
LOL!

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:34 pm
by Gekko71
That's terrible. :lol:

Re:

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:09 pm
by Dakatsu
AlphaDoG wrote:LOL!
x2

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:24 pm
by flip
LOL. Been along time since I've heard a good polock joke :P