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best ebay auction for a while

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 1:07 pm
by HaAGen DaZS
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 56343&rd=1

i smiled for the first time today after reading this
:)

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 1:13 pm
by AceCombat
ROTFLMAO!! big fat ugly biker man in a wedding dress LMAO!!

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 1:51 pm
by Krom
HAHAHAHA!!! Read all the stuff he said, its as funny as the picutres.

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 2:13 pm
by Topher
Now THAT's quality entertainment.

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 2:21 pm
by Warlock
admit it ace, thats really you

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:04 pm
by Max_T
look at the counter...whoa...a thousand views a second, at least :)

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:20 pm
by AceCombat
Warlock wrote:admit it ace, thats really you

shut up, that is not me :lol: only in your twised dreams it is :twisted:

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 5:22 pm
by Beowulf
Yeah Ace isn't nearly that hot in women's clothes.

In any case, that's hysterical ;)

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 6:17 pm
by AceCombat
omg, have you guys watched the hit counter......in like 4 hours it went from 200,000+ to damn near 900,000

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 9:25 pm
by AceCombat
6 hours......now approaching 1,500,000

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 9:38 pm
by Couver_
Some jackarse ran it up to 99 mill though.. Maybe Bill Gates is board? Wish for that dudes sake it was binding..

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 10:00 pm
by Vindicator
Yeah, it would be funny to see the look on that guys face if the ebay police dont yank it and the auction closes...

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 1:10 am
by HaAGen DaZS
but it's a serious auction - why would they pull it down? becuase of the traffic? :?

anyway! he just wants to watch baseball and have a few beers! they cant do that! :P

[edit] i see it's up to $99,000,000.. :P[/ edit]

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 8:38 am
by Phoenix Red
he changed it to pre-approved bidders and it's at $21K

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 9:59 am
by AceCombat
ROTFLMAO!!! look at the bid-retraction numbers..... now this is a rediculous EBay item.

almost 24 hours later....hit counter @ 3,000,000

EDIT: @ 25,000 he will get more than a few baseball tickets and beers

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 1:12 pm
by AceCombat
Radio and TV Shows are now asking for Interviews and Personal Appearances..................4,000,000+ and Counting

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 9:15 pm
by roid
i don't get it :?
is it really that funny?
why is the tv/radio interested in this? I DON'T GET IT!! ARGH

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 9:53 pm
by Max_T
the guy has a good sense of humor...why not?

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 10:28 pm
by roid
heh well i guess i don't have a problem with it. but there's hella funnier things.

is it common for internet funnys to be on tv/radio?

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 10:58 pm
by Max_T
uh, yeah ;)

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 12:07 am
by Vindicator
Sold for $3800... wow.

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 12:18 am
by Tetrad
roid wrote:is it really that funny?
Perhaps, but not terribly unique. I mean I know two guys (not gay) who dressed in drag for Halloween in the past few years.

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 1:19 am
by HaAGen DaZS
i really don't see what so funny about the pictures... it's the text that made me cry :P
This one guy emailed me and said, "Hey, bud. What part of Texas do you live?"
Uh... Well, sir, I am from Seattle. Uh, Seattle, Texas.
Right next to AreYouAFreakingMoron, Texas, which is a hop, skip and jump from IWasEducatedByGeorgeBush, Texas. Thanks for asking, neighbor.

:D

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 8:00 am
by Plebeian
HaAGen DaZS wrote:i really don't see what so funny about the pictures... it's the text that made me cry :P
This one guy emailed me and said, "Hey, bud. What part of Texas do you live?"
Uh... Well, sir, I am from Seattle. Uh, Seattle, Texas.
Right next to AreYouAFreakingMoron, Texas, which is a hop, skip and jump from IWasEducatedByGeorgeBush, Texas. Thanks for asking, neighbor.

:D
What's so funny about that? With Texas, I can pretty much guarantee that every one of those places does exist. This is a crazy state, and all sorts of crazy small towns have the strangest names (or just steal ones from famous international cities, like Athens and Paris). ;)

8)

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 9:19 am
by Sage
Hmm... Haha, now some ★■◆● head loser has to pay $4,000 dollars. HAHAHAHA

But yeh the text is what is really funny. Ya shud red al of it.

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 9:52 am
by AceCombat
man i was dying laughing at the shiz he was writing. i wonder if he is going to accept any of those interviews. im also wondering what EBay "IF" they do anything is going to be postitive or negative to him.

positive: he brought millions of users to ebay to look around. give him a promotional item or something as a reward for his achievment

negative: at the same time, EBays servers were probably sooo busy with traffic, they wernt expecting 7 million users to hit a single auction item in 2 days. they wont allow that anymore.

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:21 am
by Sage
They won't?

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 3:53 pm
by AceCombat
well.......thats why i am wondering, they can and possibly may do so..im just curious if they do or dont

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:14 pm
by SolidAir
I am willing to bet that he won't appear on any TV show because of the fact that he blotched out his face to protect himself from his buddies, saying that he would never live that down. A TV appearance wouldn't help any. Otherwise, he is quite the hypocrite.

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 5:06 pm
by Boo
ROFL
Counter is now at 9434974. I noticed that it goes up another thousand or so every second. Favorite quote: "Then there was the guy that gave his wifeâ??s wedding dress to the Salvation Army by mistake, thinking it was a Christmas tree..." Someone got a bit drunk :P

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 5:32 pm
by AceCombat
lol.....i dont doubt that either

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 6:49 pm
by Krom
I thought the whole thing on someone wanting to be his ex-wife was quite amusing.

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 9:06 pm
by Iceman
OMG guys! My divorce is getting near the end and SHE LEFT HER FRIGGIN $3000 DRESS IN MY CLOSET!!!

I think I just might enjoy dressing up in drag :)

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 9:23 pm
by Avder
Donnnnnnt tell her that tho :)

Wasnt that guys dress up to $12,000 at some point yesterday? I couldnt find it in the rejected bid list, but I swear I saw it at at least $12,000.

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 9:53 pm
by AceCombat
15,000 was the highest i saw.

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 9:17 pm
by Defender
People were retracting bids left and right.

Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 3:25 pm
by AceCombat
actually most of the retractions were Admin Forced. very few users actually retracted bids on their own. mostly "wrong amount entered" retractions