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If you were to add the Hulk to your favorite movie or book
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:59 pm
by Isaac
... how would it change? Would the title change?
fyi: The hulk in indestructible, has infinite strength, and grows bigger the more angry he gets.
mine:
Ghost in the Shell
Hulk n' the Smash
a futuristic police thriller dealing with the exploits of the cyborg Motoko Kusanagi Hulk, a member of a covert who beats up an operations division of the Japanese National Public Safety Commission known as Section 9. The unit Hulk specializes in fighting smashing technology-related crimes. Although supposedly equal to all other members, Kusanagi the Hulk fills the leadership role in the team room, and is usually referred to as "the Major" "Ahhh" due to her past rank in smashing the Japanese Self-Defense Forces. She The Hulk is capable of superhuman feats, and bionically specialized for her job smashing — her Hulk's body is almost completely mechanized green. [Plot] Hulk smashes clues leading to the Puppet Master, until the Puppet Master is also smashed. Then Hulk smash section 6. Then smashes section 9. The end.
Re: If you were to add the Hulk to your favorite movie or bo
Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 7:55 am
by Sergeant Thorne
Gone with the Hulk?
"Frankly, Scarlet, Hulk smash!"
(actually I've never seen the movie)
Re: If you were to add the Hulk to your favorite movie or bo
Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 9:54 am
by Isaac
Howl's moving castle
Hulk's moving castle
Hulk find a nice castle. Now Hulk's castle. Hulk take.
Re: If you were to add the Hulk to your favorite movie or bo
Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 7:46 pm
by Krom
I wonder how the Incredible Hulk would get along in Star Trek...
Re: If you were to add the Hulk to your favorite movie or bo
Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 9:09 pm
by Isaac
Star Trek
Hulk Trek
The Enterprise is interrupted in its course to visits planet M-325, when a large green creature is detected. Once discovering that this creature only knows violence, Kirk attempts to destroy the large green creature, launching a full-scale attack. After witnessing all attacks failing, Spock takes a small craft near the beast to attempt a mind reading. Once near, Spock learns the creature's name, Hulk, and knowledge of another, called Bruce Banner. However, this angers the Hulk further which causes it increase in power, making further mind reading or control impossible. Unable to beam the Hulk, due to its material, Kirk steers the Hulk toward a nearby planet, M-325, using Enterprise's various weapons. Once on the planet, the Hulk turns to Bruce Banner, who is cured by McCoy. Bruce Banner morns the loss of the Hulk, who he's known for thousands of years. McCoy secretly worries that the Hulk might still return if Banner dies.
Re: If you were to add the Hulk to your favorite movie or bo
Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 10:19 pm
by Spidey
Krom wrote:I wonder how the Incredible Hulk would get along in Star Trek...
HULK smash tribbles…ewww…HULK NOT smash tribbles
HULK green on left side…HULK also green on right side
Transporter tickle HULK…HULK smash transporter
Re: If you were to add the Hulk to your favorite movie or bo
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 3:24 am
by roid
2 hulks one cup
Re: If you were to add the Hulk to your favorite movie or bo
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:19 am
by Isaac
How to Train your Hulk
Re: If you were to add the Hulk to your favorite movie or bo
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 11:49 am
by Krom
This could go more places if someone with photoshop skills started editing movie posters.
E.T.
Starring the Incredible Hulk as E.T.
Driving Miss Daisy The Incredible Hulk.
Also don't miss the sequel, Driving The Incredible Hulk: Road Rage.
The Parent Hulk Trap.
The Incredible Hulk meets his identical twin sister at camp and they decide to trade places in order to reunite their divorced parents.
Home Hulk Alone
Re: If you were to add the Hulk to your favorite movie or bo
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 12:16 pm
by Isaac
Krom, I'd be down for that.
How to train your dragon, staring the Hulk - "Hulk find pretty dragons that lick Hulk with fire. Hulk tries to hug them all. Why everything Hulk love get smashed?"
Hairy Hulk -The Hulk finds a wizarding school and attempts to become a wizard. He learns nothing, smashes Voldemort, then smashes Hogwarts. There is only one book; it's not a series.
Schindler's Hulk's List - "Hulk can't read lists. Smash everything instead
Re: If you were to add the Hulk to your favorite movie or bo
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:33 am
by roid
Hmm, just came across
these.
Re: If you were to add the Hulk to your favorite movie or bo
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 9:39 am
by Foil
Spidey, re: Hulk in Star Trek wrote:HULK green on left side…HULK also green on right side
That one got an audible chuckle from me.
Re: If you were to add the Hulk to your favorite movie or bo
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 1:27 pm
by Top Gun
There...are...FOUR...Hulks!
Re: If you were to add the Hulk to your favorite movie or bo
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 5:53 am
by Gekko71
Where is the key?
I have no key...
Hulk - tear his arms off
Oh you mean this key!.
Re: If you were to add the Hulk to your favorite movie or bo
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:14 am
by Foil
Re: If you were to add the Hulk to your favorite movie or bo
Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 9:54 am
by Burlyman
I'd put the Hulk in a lot of the dumb movies... he'd be so angry at the stupidity he'd make everything much more entertaining. True story, bro!
Re: If you were to add the Hulk to your favorite movie or bo
Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:28 am
by Isaac
Hulkinator 2
The Hulk is sent back in time to protect John Connor from an advanced Terminator, called the T-1000. "Hulk smash T-1000... then Hulk smash T-1000... then Hulk smash T-1000... then Hulk smash T-1000... then Hulk smash T-1000... then Hulk smash T-1000... Not working!!! Hulk drink/eat T-1000. T-100 trying to get out. Hulk wash it down with molten metal. Hulk burp. The end."
Note: This plot isn't too different from the original.
Re: If you were to add the Hulk to your favorite movie or bo
Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 7:52 pm
by Burlyman
No, but the movie would be over in like 15 minutes. =P
Re: If you were to add the Hulk to your favorite movie or bo
Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 8:34 pm
by Isaac
Hulky Potter
Chapter 1
Voldemort kills Bruce Banner's parents, then tries to kill Bruce Banner, who is only an infant. The spell hits Bruce, killing him. This allows the Hulk to emerge, causing extreme growth. Voldemort is grabbed and crushed. The Hulk calms down as Banner returns, who falls back asleep.
Chapter 2
The End.
Re: If you were to add the Hulk to your favorite movie or bo
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:28 pm
by Mobius
Hulk Runner
Early in the 21st cenutry, Deckard is a Hulk Runner whose job it is to ensure that all hulks are "retired". His job involves scanning people with a Voight-Kampf machine to try and induce anger, and prompt the Hulks to bulk out.
While pursuing a group of escaped off-world Hulks, Deckard wonders why he never gets angry, and can't remember ever having been really angry...
Re: If you were to add the Hulk to your favorite movie or bo
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:30 pm
by CUDA
Hulk, James Hulk.
and your guaranteed at least 21 sequels
Re: If you were to add the Hulk to your favorite movie or bo
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:39 am
by Heretic
Hulk as a normal guy asking the one qwestion every man has asked.
Re: If you were to add the Hulk to your favorite movie or bo
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 5:39 am
by roid
Re: If you were to add the Hulk to your favorite movie or bo
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:56 am
by Isaac
