DescentBB

Posted: **Fri Sep 17, 2004 7:57 pm**

I think everyone remembers how this works. You build off the person in front of you and leave it open ended for the person behind you.

I'll start

Once upon a time, in a big forest with lots and lots of strange and bizzare trees....

Posted: **Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:02 pm**

DCrazy was wearing a football uniform and was struck by lightning... yet lived...

Posted: **Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:34 pm**

He seemed ok except for the anal leakage.....Just as he looked down......

Posted: **Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:41 pm**

...he noticed the bag of Olestra potatoe chips that he had just finished eating...

Posted: **Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:42 pm**

...and he know that the chips were...

Posted: **Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:51 pm**

being eaten by a pair of Gremlins who...

Posted: **Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:56 pm**

Who stole it from the nazis back when....

Posted: **Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:06 pm**

only Ice cream was that fashionable. But then again Dcrazy was always a bit....

Posted: **Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:09 pm**

..."behind" everyone else. Even his archenemy...

Posted: **Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:12 pm**

Britney Spears liked to eat ice cream, oops she....

Posted: **Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:15 pm**

sucked again because she can't .....

Posted: **Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:21 pm**

...sing very well...

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 1:11 am**

and can't get a....

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 1:14 am**

..very large....

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 1:32 am**

brain to think with. But DCrazy didn't care...

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 1:52 am**

He knew he was in love. However, they didnt sell those at the store, they were out of ...

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 2:57 am**

Modifed bean curd tofu. But no matter he tossed her in a cart and..

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 3:04 am**

farted....But then this stupid......

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 3:14 am**

...guy named Hostile jumped out of a tree and...

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 3:59 am**

..bumped into a thing...

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 4:24 am**

called lust... and made more babies that your tax money gets to pay for...

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 6:19 am**

But then Britney pulled a Las Vegas annulement on him, his heart was borked, however...

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 7:16 am**

He decided to get a lobotomy to forget the memory of her painful voice, but instead of a lobotomy, the doctor gave him a...

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 7:29 am**

...vasectomy, and was praised for saving the welfare department so much money. His tubes sufficiently tied, Hostile...

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 8:36 am**

Went to his man-ape home high up in the trees and had several kegs of cheap beer delivered so he and his Ape friends could enjoy....

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 8:40 am**

it. Suddenly, the Knights of Nee screached. "He has said the word! the word that the Knights of Nee CANNOT HEAR!!!" For some reason...

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 8:41 am**

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they couldn't keep their hands of each other and started to ...

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 8:51 am**

vote on who would be the pivot man in the...

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:53 am**

...Fall Election of...

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 12:15 pm**

The Illustrious Grand Poobah and Minister of Verbal Masturbation. Meanwhile, on the other side of the jungle...

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 12:45 pm**

Tarzan and Jane were having a threefer with the chimp when...........

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 1:32 pm**

a bad ass lion came from the future. His mission was to...

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 2:40 pm**

Impregnate Hillary Clinton with the seed of Satan, creating the ultimate evil entity that would...

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 2:41 pm**

Bring civilization cheese, and...

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 3:06 pm**

Hillary, now filled with her new found lust, decided to give Bill

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 3:08 pm**

..a donut. Bill quickly....

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 3:17 pm**

...questioned the moral standards of the donut while...

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 3:52 pm**

...selecting a fine, Cuban cigar from his Humidor. He gazed at the donut and said...

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 3:59 pm**

..."Oftentimes when gazing at a donut, I ponder the meaning of life. Why are we here? I think..."

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2004 4:57 pm**

that this thread has taken a strange turn for the worse. Instead, I'd like to propose a toast to..."

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