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Post by Zuruck »

Well...I read this article and was floored by it. How much longer do you think until sex becomes the way it was in Stallone's movie "Demolition Man"?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6620768/
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those laws can suck my dick.
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Post by Sirian »

The irony is, the banner ad is selling birth control pills. :D

We should dispose of obsolete sex laws, of course, but the article points out why nobody has bothered.


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Post by Will Robinson »

Sirian wrote:We should dispose of obsolete sex laws, of course, but the article points out why nobody has bothered.


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Yea it's kind of a bad career move to be the congressmen who authored the bill that legalizes putting ones mouth on the genitals/anus of farm animals :o
I don't know, that might look good on your resume up north but down here in gods country people would stop inviting you to dinner ;)
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Post by woodchip »

Gadzooks! Now I have to worry about how many states I'm a crimminal in (peeks out blinds...nervously).
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Post by Tyranny »

They can blow me. If they can't pull their own heads out of their own asses and focus on more important matters, they have no business poking around in my sexual affairs.

Besides, politicians have so many sexual skeletons in their closet they'd have to be punished to the full extent of the law as well.
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Post by Beowulf »

Tyranny I'd be worried if I were you; the government could be searching through your sex life. And shown by the WMDs in Iraq, the government has a bad habit of searching for things that don't exist.
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Beowulf wrote:Tyranny I'd be worried if I were you; the government could be searching through your sex life. And shown by the WMDs in Iraq, the government has a bad habit of searching for things that don't exist.
rofl!
my birthday joke!
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I'll keep that in mind when we eventually tie all the pieces together in another decade or so.
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Bwahahaha!!! G1 Beo! :D :D :lol: :lol:
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This is why a degree of utilitarianism... has utility.
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Justice Antonin Scalia, who voted with the minority in Lawrence, wrote a scathing dissent which made it clear he favored the ability of states to forbid sexual expression they deemed immoral whether the proscribed behavior takes place in private or not. Chief Justice Rehnquist and Justice Clarence Thomas voted with Scalia.
Such a wise supreme court we have, that they declare that good ol' Uncle Sam's nephews can put you in jail for having sex in a different position. :roll:
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Post by woodchip »

Clayman wrote:
Such a wise supreme court we have, that they declare that good ol' Uncle Sam's nephews can put you in jail for having sex in a different position. :roll:
Heh. So one might say these laws discrimminate against people with certain disabilities that preclude them from using a "normal" position. I'll leave you to let your imaginations run wild. :wink:
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Yea it's kind of a bad career move to be the congressmen who authored the bill that legalizes putting ones mouth on the genitals/anus of farm animals
I don't know, that might look good on your resume up north but down here in gods country people would stop inviting you to dinner


Yea, but how bout making a bill that says "Sex life is none of the govt's f.ucking business"...that's what it should say. Free country? Jesus, we can't even have sex the way we want to.
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"Government has no place in the bedrooms of the nation" -Pierre Elliot Trudeau Prime Minister of Canada for 16 years.
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if the government wants to be in my bedroom they can at least bring the soy sauce and the over-sized mittens.
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Post by Cuda68-2 »

I am a little prudish about this not being in NHB. I can see this getting disgusting rather fast.
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Post by roid »

TheCops wrote:if the government wants to be in my bedroom they can at least bring the soy sauce and the over-sized mittens.
and the velvet inflatable chickens, clothes pegs, car batterys and gary coleman.
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roid wrote:velvet inflatable chickens
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God's country my ass.
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