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Post by woodchip »

I love reading peoples sig. lines. One of the better ones from the motorcycle side of town:

"Ride hard, die young, leave a good looking corpse."
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Post by Mobius »

And that's good? o_O

Mine is best. ;)
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Post by Tyranny »

Not really funny, but distinctly American. Thats how we like it :P
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"If there is to be a hoe down, let it be a hooker that stumbles!" - Roy, Father of the Pride
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Post by Lobber »

I used to have a sig that read...

Seksy tells you, "I could squeeze you and crush you like a grape"
You tell Seksy, "yes, but then you'd make me wine"
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Post by roid »

i was oozing around google images earlier today, and came across a bumpersticker/sig :

"My Karma ran over your Dogma"

:lol:

ps: ARRR!!
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I think my longest running one before they were disabled was Nirvana's

"I refuse to believe that Redbone was the fastest sperm"
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Post by Tyranny »

haha@Goob. Yeah, thats classic :)
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Post by Krom »

Still in my DBB sig:

(19:11) [D3k]Gooberman: pffft, I didnt get owned baal, you just got 60 lucky fusion shots
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Post by Top Wop »

My personaly favorite:

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.

And the other one is from KOTOR:

Revan: You just called me meatbag AGAIN!
HK: Explanation: It's just, you have all those squishy parts, and all that water. How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I do not know.
Revan: Neither do I, actually...

:P

Note: HK is supposed to be a robot.
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Post by Top Gun »

How about this: "Can the DBB re-enable sigs?" :P
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Post by Robo »

Top Gun wrote:How about this: "Can the DBB re-enable sigs?" :P
I'll x2 that ;)
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Make that 3x.

But of course who's listening?
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Post by Robo »

'Them'.
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Post by Fusion »

Well, here is my sig in my emails I send out:

Interested in the Power Rangers?
Visit G'dath at Lightning Strikes Graphics
http://www.geocities.com/ls_graphics and "Let The Power Protect You"
Proud Member of Team [NuB] www.teamnub.com

Fus
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Dilusion. Your sig sucks a$$
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Post by []V[]essenjah »

Top Wop wrote: Revan: You just called me meatbag AGAIN!
HK: Explanation: It's just, you have all those squishy parts, and all that water. How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I do not know.
Revan: Neither do I, actually...
HAHAHAHAHAAA!! HK is probably my favorite character from that game.... Jolie is still awsome too though!!

Everytime HK speaks though, I bust out laughing. :D
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HK-47 can kick C3PO's ass any day.
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"Obsessed - A word used by the lazy to describe the motivated"
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"Little boy blue, he needed the money.."
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"The power of accurate observation in frequently called cynicisim by those who don't have it."
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"What goes around must come around, up, and down."
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"AK-47. When you absolutely positively gotta kill every mother fucker in the room, accept no substitutes."
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"old mcdonald had a whore, eieio, he banged her like the kitchen door, eieioohh"
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Post by Buef »

The dice ones bring back memories......

but my fav was always Kev's

"Dance like noone watching, Work like you dont need the money, love like youve never been hurt and play like you never loose" (or close to that anyway....)
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Post by Vertigo 99 »

my sig on these forums right now is:

"Oh maaaan, what am I smoking?
...oh yea. Pot."
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