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Forget Cow Tipping!!!

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:09 am
by Couver_
Now its car tipping...

Fernies new sport

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:23 am
by Scratch
lil smarties -- they weight like 500 lbs..heh ;) That does suck though -- poor bastid wakes up to see his car tipped over.

I just can't help laughing though -- that's something you don't see everyday!!

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:39 am
by llClutchll
Didn't that have a Alaska plate? I didn't think SMART cars were legal to register in the US yet.

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:44 am
by Couver_
llClutchll wrote:Didn't that have a Alaska plate? I didn't think SMART cars were legal to register in the US yet.
Its an Alberta Canada plate...

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:54 am
by Ferno
LMAO. man that's some funny ★■◆●.. but what's even funnier is everyone is getting all defensive about something that's made of plastic and aluminum and prolly costs a crapload to insure. bwahahaha

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:02 am
by Grendel
What exactly is funny about it ?

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:14 am
by Top Gun
If he bought one of those things, he deserves it. Might as well get a golf cart. :P

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:18 am
by TheCops
i hate vandals. cowards the lot of them.

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:48 am
by Hattrick
I'm all for a good prank and all, but that was definately way past prank status.

I hope the culprits are caught and prosecuted.

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:55 am
by Scratch
Oh most definitely they need to be caught -- then hung from a tree by fish hooks through the ol ball sack.

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:11 pm
by Will Robinson
That sucks to do that kind of damage to someones car just for laughs.

When I was in highschool we had a teacher, kind of a young hip guy, who drove an MG Midget and we used to turn it sideways in the parking spot so when he came out he couldn't go anywhere until he got the cars beside him to move. Kind of the same thing but at least we weren't doing damage to it.
We even got him at a nightclub one night and hid in the woods to see him react when he came out...sure enough, out he came with some fine young thing on his arm, walked up to his car and just started cussing and kicking the dirt.
The girl started laughing her ass off.

Our small-car-lifting days came to an end when a girl we knew well came to school one morning in what was then a brand new design from Honda. A very small car with front wheel drive. She pulled into the student parking area and three of us stood in front of her, she said "Don't you do it...!!"

Well of course we did. We lifted up the front end laughing and then she smiled, put it in first gear and let out the clutch...wheels spinning and us three sitting there struggling to hold it up screaming "Pam, put on the brakes...turn off the motor...stop..."

Everyone was laughing at the three idiots as we pleaded with Pam to let us go, our fingers slipping under the bumper, the spinning front wheels just inches from the ground, moments from dropping the front end and having that little car run us over!
I was in the middle screaming to the two guys on each end that if they bailed off to the side on me I'd kill them when I got out of the hospital, they were laughing back saying they couldn't hold on anymore...
It was hell.

She finally had mercy on us.

For weeks after that everytime she passed me in the hall she would smile and make little Vrooom Vroom sounds while pretending to be holding a steering wheel in her hands.

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:30 pm
by JMEaT
Bwhaha @ Will :lol:

And sucks to own that car...

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 4:36 pm
by Grendel
I wouldn't mind to getting 50mi/gal right now..

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:18 pm
by Hattrick
Grendel wrote:I wouldn't mind to getting 50mi/gal right now..
X2 !!

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:32 pm
by Vindicator
Gas prices have been going up so much here that I've actually stopped driving like a maniac.

Omfg.

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:52 pm
by dissent
Thanks, Vindicator; that should take care of the demand curve.

Will, LOL. Great story.

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:02 pm
by MD-2389
Grendel wrote:I wouldn't mind to getting 50mi/gal right now..
I'm happy with the 30 I get from my Neon.

Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:43 am
by Ferno
Gren: what's funny about it is everyone there is being hyperdefensive about it. as if their core was seriously wounded. Kind of like how mac owners reacted when they saw someone stuff some PC guts inside a G4 case.

Sure the vandals should be caught and prosecuted. that's not the issue. but hung, burned, or any of the extreme crap suggested on the board? no. The insurance will cover the damages.

It's just a car. not the end of the world.

Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:57 am
by Lothar
On page 9, he mentions they know who did it:
We have names, phone numbers and address's of the evil culprits, but the police are going to finish working with the prints off the car before any arrests are made.
Good to hear.